Friday, December 21, 2012

Caption Figures #39

"So, Batista... put some damn clothes on!"
Please comment with your own captions! I'll pick my favorite caption and feature it in a "best of" post.


  1. Bautista: I'm a fa fa fa fighter!!! Durrrrr! I'm gonna fight in MMA even tho I'm 58yrs old.

    JR: O my gawd! O my gawd! Son of a bitch! In that case wear my shitty BBQ sauce logo on ur fight shorts! I'll sponsor ur next fight against some obscure nobody.

  2. "Who wears short shorts, I wear short shorts!!" - Bautista (walking around like one of the Bushwackers)

    "Folks this just can't be unseen" - JR

  3. "So, Dave. You've failed at everything after wrestling. Are there any plans to return? ... No, no. I don't want a lap dance. Please stop dancing. For the last time I don't have any singles!"