Don't stand in front of the god damn comic book racks in comic shops. Every time I go to pick up comics, people are standing in front of the comic book racks, reading the comic books.
- To the comic book store employees - I love you guys. However, you should be acting as enforcers to get people away from the merchandise so that other customers can access it. Allowing it to happen prevents people like me from enjoying my comic book shopping experience. Instead of getting excited to pick up my comics, I have to prepare to plow through people to get my hands on an issue.
- To the comic book store owners - You should be visiting your store(s). Customers are using the merchandise before it's bought. I don't walk into pizzerias and start pounding slices before I pay. Plus, these are items that people buy to collect. Do you really want the reputation of having a store that sells bent, ripped up comics with fingers oils all over them?
- To the comic book readers - You are the worst. Pick the comics up, go to the counter, pay, and find a den to read them in, you cheap dicks.